A Modest Declaration

I am not a white man
Or any other color of
Any other man
And I will be damned
If I let you call me ‘Other’
And please do not presume to assume
That I am one of you

I am not a Christian man
Yet I tithe and thrive in a Christian construct
By birth I am an American
But I would sacrifice that plan
Just to be a good man

In the course of human events
Silence is consent so I am not content
To leave your understanding to your own devices
Of distortion, extortion, disproportion

So hear me in your silence or in your roar
Or in your rage
I hereby disengage from all but my children
All but my close friends, former or forever
All but any living soul who honors truth

I am not a white man
Or any other color of
Any other man
And I will be damned
If I let you call me ‘Other’

Garry’s Magnificent Seven

Good afternoon twitter friends. Garry your friendly retired English teacher here. Welcome to our weekly vocabulary quiz: The Magnificent Seven. For full credit please use each of the following terms in a sentence. 1) vulnerable; 2) entitlement; 3) diversity; 4) transgender; 5) fetus; 6) evidence-based; 7) science-based. If you use all seven terms correctly you will most likely be very successful in life. Unless of course you work for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, in which case you will probably be fired. Until our next quiz, use your words wisely. 🙂

More Letters from Vladamir

Dear Madam President

If you don’t know already then you will know soon
kim jong un got blown to the moon
by your nukes or mina or maybe it was China
I just couldn’t wait to commiserate
Oh, what a pity about New York City
But I’m so glad you had your underground
Since DC proper is no longer around
But Madam President, wer’re still standing
Question is, where will you be landing
You and I both know this to be true
Every country in the world wants a piece of you
And since you’ll soon be asking me for aid
you gotta know up front I gotta get paid
So let’s have a consortium, just you and me
You give me what I want so you remain free
At least for now, temporarily

Now its no mystery, just look at our history
We got where we got cause we got what we got
and we’re gonna get more just to run up the score
If you want a helping hand you gotta give up some land

So here is the deal that would work out best
Give me Iowa and Texas and you keep the rest
Ok maybe one more state that could suit me right
A state I could fill with my military might
You’ve got those two big air fields in Nebraska
I’ll take that state too if that’s not too much to Aska

Oh wait, oh wait you got that other state
The one that sounds like Nebraska but is really called Alaska
I’m sure you remember stealing that from me
I need it back for protection on the sea

Now there is one more state that might be up my alley
That one on the ocean that has that Silicon Valley
And there madam president you have my tally
Iowa, Nebraska, Alaska, Texas and Cali
Give me all those states and you can be my palli

Let’s have a consortium, just you and me
You give me what I want so you remain free
At least for now, temporarily

Sincerely

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin