POTUS Comes to Phoenix

I rarely rush to pontificate
Hard enough to participate
Prefer to do my bitching from afar
Or coddled in a friendly bar
But now I can’t stand pat and grouse
Cause Dur Fuher is coming to my house
It sure ain’t glory that I seek
But I can’t resist an up-front peak
At the bronzed up troll in the driver’s seat
I may not muss his hennaed hair
But my friends will know that I was there