Uber Man

I can get there in the morning
Get there late at night
Get there in my underwear
Lookin like a fright

Don’t need a phone call
Just a credit card
Pluck on my computer
I’ll show up in your yard 

Don’t have to worry
Don’t have to take a chance
I can get there when you need me
No notice to advance

Get there when I want to
Cause I got the plan
Get there with a smiley face
Cause I’m an Uber man

Get there with a smiley face
Cause I’m an Uber man